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    I live in the country. I channel Scarlett O'Hara, Ethel Merman, and Sylvia Plath. Welcome to my Frontier!

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Jun 13, 2006

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Julie

Wow, you must have a steady hand. I would be shaking from giggling too much. Good job!!! Now I am anxious to hear how Tim gets you back. :)

James Cooper

People have an entirely different array of jokes out in the country. I laughed hard though :-DI'll have to read a bit more about this amusing prank dynamic. Rather a lot of archives to go through though. Ah well, that just means all the more to enjoy :-)

bekah

Holy shit, that's so disgusting!

islaygirl

umm, ewwww.

KimbaLee

I can't believe you managed to loop that through his belt loops AND take a picture without him knowing!!! That takes skill and guts....ugh...guts....

Laclos

That is nasty... on so many levels! Nasty, Nasty, Nasty.

Bob  Claire

Well, I remember the story you posted about how before you were married he deliberately made you get cow poop all over yourself when you were trying to take their temperatures--so I think he deserves everything you can give him! LOL! : )AFwife Claire

wordnerd

OMG that kills me!

Thérèse

*laughing, sputtering*You are hilarious! That is so cruel, and so incredibly gross!

Semavi Lady

That cow poop "test" was really beyond the call of standard tolerance thus Ree definitely won her "Pioneer Woman Lariat" for being good natured. That poop prank went on for far longer than this prank! I'm so glad Ree is playing these "Country Chance Cards" in a flavor Tim can understand. It's only fair. :) Go Ree!!!

lawyerish

Well. Now that is something I didn't expect to see today. I think country folk have WAY more fun than city folk.

sasha

Okay, so when I read the headline, I didn't think you meant calf nuts as in CALF NUTS. For one, fleeting moment, I was glad to be in Orange County.

suze

wow. that's a whole new kind of gross. ;)but impressive, nay, highly impressive that you managed to do that without getting caught.

jmeped

The only reason he wasn't aware is because they weren't his own nuts, other wise he would be holding them. And it is pretty gross.

Laclos

Why, oh why do you women find this so funny? I'm still feeling awful from the mere notion of this! Sure there is something funny about cows but severed...Oh, the humanity!

Paige

That is too funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Julie

When is the testicle festival going to be? Gotta have some calf fries now. Just not the way Chuck likes them. :) We have a freezer full of them, just gotta find the time.

K

that's AWESOME.

sandra

That is both disgusting and wonderful. Supremely wonderful, even.

Tiggerlane

Whoa.And I thought when my uncle banded a calf, it was cruel! At least with banding, they just dry up.But not as easy to throw on a hat.Good work!

anna nic

That's awesome! And totally gross! Award-winning combination.And on the subject, I used to help castrate horses for informational purposes when I trained Arabians for jumping. Thanks for reminding me what an uncased ball looks like. I must have forgotten.

Chickie

That is hilarious! I really like the ones on the belt loops.

bekah

I keep coming back to look at the calf nut again... I can't figure out why it's so stringy.... isn't a nut JUST a nut? Why the long attachment?

Ree

Well, Bekah...since you asked, I had to hang on to the nuts for a few minutes, waiting for just the right time to put them onto the hat and belt loop. The longer you hold them, the more gravity kicks in and the more they strrrreeeeeeeeetttttttccccchhhhh. Seriously, they'll eventually just be one long string if you hold them long enough. :) Answer your question?Hi, everyone!

Becky

And to think that I thought I'd seen everything...Thanks for stopping by my blog the other day and commenting:

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